Pink Satin

Pre-Roll·Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

A lively, fruity sativa-forward blend with tropical cherry sweetness, playful funk, and subtle earthy undertones. The effects start with an uplifting, creative cerebral spark and settle into a lightly relaxed body feel, making it perfect for social sessions, daytime adventures, or creative flow.

Pre-Roll·Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

This strain is an uber stanky, ultra funky blend of (Guamba Juice x Wilson) x Sour Garlic Cookies. The high on this one is extremely uplifting and euphoric, but provides a nice cerebral haze that sits right behind the eyes. Flavor profile is stinky, savory, and sweet with a hint of melon juice in the exhale, and is great for a daytime sesh to get re-motivated to finish the night!

Pre-Roll·Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Now, Stoner! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, White Poison! on, White Mac then Blitzen! To the top of the clouds! to the top of the wall! Now smoke away! Puff away! Cheef away all! This giddy cross of White Poison x White Mac will have you feeling all sorts of holiday cheer and happiness-- just in time to deal with the family!

Pre-Roll·Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Funky Conductress is a similar blend to the popular Funky Conductor, but with different parents. Funky Conductress is a blend of Cherry Diesel and Jazz Queen that brings a lot of diesel to the inhale, and hints of tarry peach on the exhale. A sativa dominant hybrid, this strain will leave patients uplifted and creative with a boost of energy needed to get through the day.

Pre-Roll·Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cherokee Churro balances creamy sweetness with layers of gas and subtle citrus, creating a rich, well-rounded smoke. The Diamond infusion elevates the experience while adding character to the joint.

Pre-Roll·Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sharp fuel and classic chem from Stardawg collide with the creamy fruit of Sherb Head, while Paris Rock Candy layers in sweet pine for extra depth. The result is a heavy, flavor-packed smoke that balances old-school gas with just enough candy to keep you going.

Pre-Roll·Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Louie XIII OG takes center stage with its unmistakable pine, earthy spice, and old-school gas. A touch of Rumble Pack layers in subtle notes of creamy sweetness and candied diesel. The live resin deepens the profile, creating a rich, full-bodied smoke that stays true to its OG roots.

Pre-Roll·Indica-Dominant Hybrid

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Pre-Roll·Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Get ready for an evolutionary leap in flavor and euphoria with Ape Attack! The experience begins with a powerful, funky hit from Monkey Breath, a nod to our wild, primal beginnings. This quickly evolves as the familiar, comforting sweetness of Apple & Bananas emerges—the foundational fruits of our past. Just as you settle in, a surprisingly delicate floral note from Roseanna reveals a more complex and evolved state of being.

Pre-Roll·Balanced Hybrid

A blend of Dark Rainbow + Flex Fuel + Z Belts + Monkey Breath will have you riding on colored waves of light, with a crazy body buzz & cerebral stone. An experience that is TRULY Trapidelic!